ODCINEK I: Pilot
Ezra: I’m your teacher.
Aria: I know it’s not just me. You feel that this is right for us, too.
Spencer: You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.
Maya: If you’re a big jock, does that mean you’d kill me if I smoked a little weed?
Emily: We all know she’s dead, right?
Aria: Right. I just never heard anyone say it.
Spencer: She’s gone, but she’s everywhere.
Ezra: I’d like to know more about you.
Aria: I’d like to know more about you, too.
Alison: Friends share secrets. That’s what keeps us close.
A: I’m still here, bitches. And I know everything.
Wren: You probably have a fluid build-up in your bursa sack.
Spencer: You probably say that to all the girls.
ODCINEK II: “The Jenna Thing”
Mona: If I saw you strutting around in that dress and kicking around in those heels, I would totally do you.
Emily: Maybe I’m not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?
Emily: I kinda sleep in the middle.
Maya: I kinda sleep in the middle, too.
Spencer: How weird was that lunch?
Aria: On a scale of 1-10, I’d say 11.
Hanna: Maybe you still look at me as just a friend. The girl I used to be.
Jenna: You can say “blind,” Spencer. It’s okay. It’s not a dirty word.
Aria: It’s too hard to sit in this room everyday and call you “Mr. Fitz.” I know you.
Maya: I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.
Spencer: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: It should be.
Emily: Do you want your own?
Maya: I’d rather share yours.
Ashley: Try to remember Alison as the beautiful girl you knew.
Aria: Have you found a way to forget?!?
Spencer: Aria, it was an accident.
Spencer: Telling the police now about what happened to Jenna isn’t gonna make Jenna see again. It will just ruin our lives.
ODCINEK III: “To Kill a Mocking Girl”
Maya: Is this one of Rosewood’a Paegan rituals?
Ben: There was definitely some howling last year.
Mona: Have you guys even done it yet?
Hanna: It’s not a race Mona.
A: Heads up, BFFs. It’s open season on liars and I’m hunting.
Hanna: Mom, you don’t need to do this.
Ashley: Do what?
Hanna: Squeeze his grapefruit.
Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. It’s almost like Alison is still her.
Ezra: Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That’s the last place I want to be.
Maya: I skipped scary and went straight to Sookie.
Spencer: I made some pasta if you’re hungry.
Melissa: I’m not eating pasta. I don’t wanna be depressed and fat.
Aria: I saw the way you were looking at him yesterday. I have eyes. Find someone who’s available. My dad isn’t.
ODCINEK IV: “Can You Hear Me Now?”
Hanna: What are you doing with that skinny latte who drives you around?
A: Others girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher.
Ella: You used our daughter to hide this from me. How could you do this to me? I don’t even know who you are.
Aria: Forget about theory. What does it feel like when we’re together?
Aria: You laugh in your sleep?
Ezra: Yup.
Aria: That’s cute.
Spencer: Maybe [Toby] took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.
Hanna: If you’re gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.
Maya: I care aboout you, so I’ll wait. You don’t need to say anything. You just need to know that.
Wren [to Spencer]: I was telling the truth – I wish I’d met you first.
Toby: Notice how much we keep saying “sorry” to each other.
Emily: Sorry.
Wren: You’re face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I’ve been drinking scotch. I’d rather not mix my beverages.
Mr. Fitz: Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the conversation, aside from phlegm?
Spencer: That jacket is really not you.
Hanna: Then it’s perfect.
Aria: My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What did you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed my friends thought you had nice legs.
Hanna: I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.
ODCINEK VI: “There’s No Place Like Homecoming”
A: Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There’s no place like homecoming.
Spencer: Where’s Alex?
Melissa: He left. Do you need me to Tweet it to you.
Ezra [to Aria]: Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.
Aria: You’re here with Toby?!? Unless you have some genius plan about sleeping with the enemy, what are you doing?!?
Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.
Emily: I’d think you would think homecoming is lame.
Toby: It is pretty lame. But you’re not.
Mona: Dance music isn’t really my thing. I’m not really gaga for Gaga.
Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
Aria: I’ll just read these and then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.
Aria: How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?
ODCINEK VII:”The Homecoming Hangover”
Byron: I don’t wanna leave.
Ella: I don’t want you to stay.
Lucas: I didn’t mean to invade your personal… skin.
Hanna: It’s okay. The Leprosy cleared up.
Spencer: You taking something for the pain?
Emily: Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.
Spencer: The Devil has a name and it’s Toby.
Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class.
Hanna: I really can’t afford to take more field trips to the precinct.
Aria [to her dad]: Are you moving out? Just tell me now. I don’t wanna find out when I’m setting the table.
Sean [to Hanna]: Go out, answer it. I’m sure it’s someone who pulls rank over me.
Jenna: I’m kept quiet about a lot, Emily. The least you can do is get me that file. You owe me that much.
Emily’s mom: My daughter doesn’t lie.
Police officer: Ma’am, everyone lies.
ODCINEK VIII: “Please, Do Talk About Me When I’m Gone”
Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.
Alison: It’s immortality, my darlings.
Ashley: This is a one paycheck family, and we can’t live a two-paycheck life.
ODCINEK IX: “The Perfect Storm”
Emily [on Alison]: I loved her as more than a friend.
Alison [to Emily]: A kiss is a kiss. I like boys. Trust me, if I’m kissing you, it’s because it’s practice for the real thing.
Hanna [to Mona]: I think you’re the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.
Aria: Where are going?
Emily: To the restroom. But if you guys don’t believe me, we can all try to squeeze into one stall.
Mona [to Lucas]: You can go now. This beauty doesn’t need a beast.
Hanna: Don’t you want someone real? Someone you can scratch and sniff?
Aria: I’ve not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Don’t you have enough on Facebook?
Hanna: Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You’re already scary enough to anyone under 50.
ODCINEK X: “Keep Your Friends Close”
Hanna: I went to fat camp for five summers. I can handle some woods.
Toby: I spent a year in reform school. I’ve got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.
Melissa: I actually had a good time with Ian.
Spencer: Wow. I will call TMZ.
Ezra: It wasn’t our age that ruined us, Ezra. You did.
Hanna: You’re my best friend.
Mona: We were best friends. Now, you’re just someone I used to hang out with.
Mona [to Hanna]: If you disappoint me, I’m going rogue.
Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?
Aria [to Spencer]: You’re a freak and I love you.
Mona: Whatever it is, I’m sure I’ll love it. And if not, I’ll return it.
Mona [to Hanna]: Do you wanna be my friend or not? Lately, I feel like you’re everybody’s friend but mine.
Byron: She asked me for space.
Aria: She moved out. How much more space does she need?
